A Microsoft executive has come out with what he thinks is the only solution to completely rid onesself of Spyware: FDISK, Format, and Reload.

Mike Danseglio, program manager in the Security Solutions group at Microsoft, had this startling statement at the InfoSec World conference, according to eWeek, ?When you are …

"Bob Ross Paints on Revolution. Yes, it's true - the famous cult painter goes virtual on Nintendo's new generation platform." (Article here).

Pardon me while I paint happy technicolor blotches in the porcelain urn.

Finally, everything you needed to know about diets and health food.

Fry: All right. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

Exhibit A. Exhibit B.

Exhibit A is the civics lesson most of my generation remembers very clearly. Exhibit B is the flagrant disregard this administration has for said civics lesson.

Any questions?