Finally, we have a broadband connection! I feel like I just got some new shoes and they're all sproingie, and speedy and such. It's a nice feeling to have some breathing room on the ol' modem. :)

This is just so wrong on so many levels.

JoDee and I spent an interminable amount of time at Meijer trying to flag someone down in the pet department (which is cleverly located in Grocery, which means it's next to impossible to find someone. Never mind that two people were there just seconds before I located the tank with …

Even though their research has been stalled for many years, their legacy lives on as Britain's most famous scientists. I wish they still did tours of their laboratories on television.

Apparently someone decided that the world wasn't complete without a Hippie Dictionary filling part of it. It translates all of those far-out words that hippies use, like "like" and "stay loose". Somehow I don't think there's a direct translation for "Take a bath, you (expletive deleted) smelly hippie and get …