Exhibit A

April Fools! Shut the box is now at 0.2! :)

If anyone has MountainDew codes they're not going to redeem, send me an e-mail with the code number. Ruth is collecting them. Thanks!

The worst thing about Detroit isn't the guns or the violence (although they can be bad at times), it's the stupid behaviour of the city council. Drew and Mike replayed bits and pieces of the event, and quite honestly I've lost all respect for anything good coming out of that …

News: Forget the cake and ice cream, [story about an older lady jumping out of a plane teaser before commercial]

J: I hope she made it

C: Of course she made it. It's the bottom of the hour.

J: Yeah?

C: Yeah. If the didn't make it: top of the …