News: Forget the cake and ice cream, [story about an older lady jumping out of a plane teaser before commercial]

J: I hope she made it

C: Of course she made it. It's the bottom of the hour.

J: Yeah?

C: Yeah. If the didn't make it: top of the hour. If she did make it: bottom of the hour

J: Ah

C: The closer you are to "Sports" the better off you are.