There's a special place in hell for spammers, junk mailers and telemarketters, but there's an even worse class of person that lives underneath the water closet of even the foulest spammers. I'm talking about malware authors, who create programs so vile and insidious that I'm sure their own mothers tell …

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Well, I managed to break my drumset today. It's been faithfully taking my abuse for over 15 years now, and it's the cheapest Pearl set available (yeah, it's a Maxwin by Pearl). I'll see if I can fix it up and put it back together. :)

This is a bit late, but congratulations to Ruth for winning her latest radio contest for the "best lie". I won't reprint it here, but I must say it's one of the better lies I've heard lately.

Not a lot else happening here. Just wanted to break up the boredome …

You never know who will show up where these days.