Hope you have a very happy birthday!

I've consolidated both JoDee and my news scripts, so expect some weirdness. man, I didn't realise how much I hard-coded in these scripts. Ugh!

If there was ever a case for promoters to not create trailers for a movie because they might negatively impact the movie, this is the movie. From the trailers, JoDee and I were leary of plunkng our money down to see this movie. The trailers made Johnny Depp out to …

From the same concerns that brought us the war on drugs, we now present The War on Piracy. Hopefully he'll be as highly effective as the former Energy Czar, the honorable Spencer Abraham.

I'm just speechless as I witness either brilliance or stupidity at work: Canada's new mascott is a 7 foot turd, designed to remind people about the mounting sewage problems in Victoria. Mr. Hanky was not available for comment.