Apparently some men were planning to beat a guy up in England. Unfortunately they busted into the wrong house and scared the crap out of a woman. But, being true English Gentlemen, they apologized, left, and beat up the intended recipient. Gotta hand it to the British.

Professional Eater: Someone who shoves as much s--- in their cake-hole as fast as they can.

-- From a conversation JoDee and I had regarding a segment on The View.

You know the economy across the globe is bad when Snow White can't afford three of the dwarves.

For those touched by the recent quake and tsunami over near Madras and Sri Lanka, our thoughts and prayers are with you.

Merry Christmas everybody! Hope you have a great holiday and get to spend it with the people you love.