Attention, Ladies and Gentlemen, I have an announcement to make:

I'm still hetero after all these years.

Yes, it may come as a bit of a shock that I'm bucking the trend of all of these celebrities coming out to tell the world they're gay. After all, I couldn't live …

The KFC by our house had "Home of Famous Bowls" (or something similar) on their sign. I quipped to JoDee "Bowls? I think they're more famous for their sporks!" That got us thinking about the lowly spork, the most misunderstood bit of cutlery around. After all, when was the last …

predelusional: Save As...

I've been a little more ruthless with saving my old format files (AtariWriter anyone? ) andhaven't bothered trying to convert any of my old format files to a new format. However, I can see where this would be a problem. I've used Star Office and now OpenOffice for …

Slashdot | Dance Copyright Enforced by DMCA

Honestly, if someone is willing to go after this ridiculous excuse for a dance step, and get it forever banned from the dance floor, I'm all for it. I don't think I've ever been to a function where somone isn't organizing everyone to start …

This word, Quantum Physics, I do not think it means what you think it means.

I mean, c'mon people, if you haven't sat down with pen and paper to think about "quantum theory" then please just stop using these words. This isn't some "crystal shit" or "new-agey hocus pocus", it's …