" Telnet w/ Unix"

-- As seen in a cattle-call job posting.

I'll bet you get extra points if you can spell telnet too.

YouTube - Sing'n Picard

If this isn't caught in your head by the end, you aren't human.

I saw this over at Worse than Failure, which piqued my interests because of the description of what this teddy bear is capable of. Here's the description, and my translation below.

You know you're really not playing with a full deck this morning when you have to read a blog post on how certain modern cultures regard Friday the 13th as bad luck, read another on how Google Calendar could easily replace iCal, realize that Google Calendar isn't running right now …

Slashdot | Thousands of Rubber Ducks to Finally End Journey

Every time I think I've heard everything, I find one small corner of the world still unexplored. Rubber ducks that have been floating around the oceans for 15 years? Apparently I haven't been paying enough attention.