Received in my e-mail today:

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CORRECTION TO OUR 10-02-06 E-MAIL

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Dear Customers,

In our previous email, we neglected to state that the 20% Off All
Halloween Items is valid online only through 9/7/06. The offer is not
available in our stores. We regret any inconvenience this may have …

I love the political season.

Every political year our mailbox overflows with multi-page ads about how such-and-such is a hard working politician working hard to help hardworking folks like you keep working hard. Or something like that. Anyways, these lovely political missives usually include what I will now refer to …

Cute Overload: A real-life "Walkie Bits"?

For all of the turtle fans out there. :)

This is part of the instructions for a watch I received recently:

Snooze Function: When Alarm " Beep Beep" is on, press S1 once will enter the watch
into snooze function, it means the alarm will sound again after 5 minutes unless it
is disabled by press s2 once.

YouTube - Weird Al "White and Nerdy" music video

I don't get this video one bit... nope... not at all.... completely clueless.

(Damn).