Calling teaspoon benders! Geller seeks "heir" on TV

Apparently Uri Geller is going to be hosting a show where 10 contestants will go for the honor of being Uri Geller's protoge. I really hope this gets aired in the US (it won't, I'm sure). The sd thing is there's going …

Courtesy of Ruth, Why Dogs Bite People.

Since the International Astronomical Union (IAU) is so hellbent on redefining everything, I think it's only fitting that a new definition of the IAU is presented:

"The International Astronomical Union is a member body of navel-gazing self-important wankers who have escaped the confines of their parent's basements long enough to …

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, But the fire is so delightful, And since we've no place to go, Let it snowLet it snowLet it snow

URGENT - WEATHER MESSAGE
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DETROIT/PONTIAC MI
430 AM EDT THU OCT 12 2006
...FREEZING TEMPERATURES ON TAP FOR TONIGHT …

JoDee and I have started packing our goodies for the move. Already I wish we had a portable hole. If anyone has any ideas on how to make one of these (stable is key. I don't want to throw a bunch of boxes into some trans-dimensional object only to have …