(To the tune of "Particle Man" by They Might Be Giants)

Meeting Room Man, Meeting Room Man

Moving as fast as the meeting well can

What's it about? It's not important.

Meeting Room Man

He's got a watch with a minute hand

Millenium hand, and an eon hand

and when …

Apparently my number one search term on this site is "Starbucks Cup". Far be it from me to dissapoint those looking for their coffee-cup fix: Conservative Coffee Filters.

That's right folks: I'm an authority on coffee cups.

Just watched an absolutely hysterical Daily Show segment on Net Neutrality.

"They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the internet. And again, the internet is not something you just dump something on. It’s not a truck.

It’s a series of tubes.

And if you don’t …

Poodle fitness, or why I think I'll stick to not exercising, k-thx.

(More videos from this director are available from the Partizan site)

Like most computer professionals, I spend way too much time trying to optimize things until they are as quick as possible, so I got inordinately excited when I found out I could shave time off of little, mundane exercises like shoelace tying. This is a great site, with plenty of …