1. Wow, the spammers pegged it

    I don't know how the spammers managed to do it, but I think they've nailed my biggest problems. From an actual spam I received:

    You are used to eating shit? [brand name] can make you do away with all your habits.

    I feel... liberated.

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  2. Ugh... allergies

    Ever had one of those days where you felt like you couldn't concentrate for anything? Ever had one of those days where your nose didn't stop running? Ever felt like (*honk*) your head wasn't attached to your body? (Pretty clouds).

    Yeah, me neither. (Oh! Fluffy!)

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  3. Things I will never understand

    Guys, there's precious few of you out there that can pull this off, so unless you ride a horse named Silver and have a Faithful Indian Companion named Tonto, or unless your name is Roy Rodgers, please reconsider wearing that stupid cowboy hat. It looks completely ridiculous on you (especially …

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