"Bob Ross Paints on Revolution. Yes, it's true - the famous cult painter goes virtual on Nintendo's new generation platform." (Article here).

Pardon me while I paint happy technicolor blotches in the porcelain urn.

Finally, everything you needed to know about diets and health food.

I was going to post some soul-bearing meme like some other folks I know, but I just can't be bothered. Instead, here's an article about Flying Cows and Flaming Police Cars. Enjoy.

"Carrying in my body the seed of the free."

I sure as hell don't want to know where you got that free seed. Ewww.

Sent to me by Ruth:

AP Newswire

At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual later discovered to be a
public school teacher was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession
of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.

At a …