In the game Second Life, apparently there is a place developed as a sort of "time out" area for bad players (bad being obnoxious). That place is a cornfield with a tractor and a television playing a 1940s movie "Boy in Court" about a troubled teen trying to avoid a …

FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE

• Party Store Clerk (Meijer)
• Pet Store Clerk (Meijer)
• Developer
• PC Technician

FOUR MOVIES YOU WATCH OVER AND OVER

• Tron
• Legend of Drunken Master
• Ghost in the Shell
• Blues Brothers

FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN

• Royal Oak, MI
• Holland, MI
• Belleville, MI
• Hazel Park …

Again, I ask, what's up with the chicken crap?
(Exhibit A, Exhibit B, Exhibit C)

Gee, most of the time my fish just went belly up.

If you have cable and haven't seen Iron Chef on the food network, you're missing out on (IMHO) the BEST cooking show out there. However, if you feel the show needs a bit more "participation", you could try the Iron Chef Drinking Game.