Apparently some men were planning to beat a guy up in England. Unfortunately they busted into the wrong house and scared the crap out of a woman. But, being true English Gentlemen, they apologized, left, and beat up the intended recipient. Gotta hand it to the British.
Professional Eater: Someone who shoves as much s— in their cake-hole as fast as they can.
– From a conversation JoDee and I had regarding a segment on The View.
You know the economy across the globe is bad when Snow White can’t afford three of the dwarves.
For those touched by the recent quake and tsunami over near Madras and Sri Lanka, our thoughts and prayers are with you.
Merry Christmas everybody! Hope you have a great holiday and get to spend it with the people you love.
Wrote this one back in 1998 for a little site called Slashdot. Hope you enjoy. :)
(To the tune of “We Wish You A Merry Christmas”)
(Dedicated to the dedicated men and women who brought Linux to the masses
on the launch of Windows 98)
We wish you were running linux
We wish you were running linux
We wish you [...]
More stuff from the wayback machine
Twas the night before christmas and all through the house
No input was flowing, not even the mouse.
The cron jobs were running their tasks all with care
while power supplies hummed and circulated the air
As I reclined in my chair, a beer in my hand
I looked through a book of Linux Commands.
The [...]
Thank the local news radio for that little “pun” (uh huh… uh huh…). The drive this morning was more than fun. The sad thing is one of the roads that I usually take didn’t take any longer than normal. Go figure. :) Hopefully you didn’t have to drive in this wonderful mess outside, but if [...]
I’ve been playing with the CSS for the site. Unfortunately I think it still looks like crap, so I’ll have to mess with it some more. I think I need to rethink how I have my scripts outputting the news. There has to be a better way of presenting this stuff. Ahh well.
I can’t believe [...]
Hope you have a great Birthday, Sarah!
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