In case you haven't heard, Rosie O'Donnell ~~was fired~~ left The View over an argument that she had with Elizabeth over one of Rosie's errant statements. In the past, Rosie O'Donnell has stated that she believes that the 9/11 attacks were part of a conspiracy. In honor of this occasion, I present to you the following haiku:
(UPDATED: Removed the foul language. It wasn't needed, and I think the stanza that replaces it educates rather than confronts. Isn't that more important anyway?)
Rosie vacates View Says she left of her accord So much like Star Jones Spreading lies, not truth Say "9-1-1 is a hoax" Watch Penn and Teller "It was all a plan Attackers were paid by us" That makes no damn sense "Charges were planted Metal does not burn like that" Show us your degree Agree with me please Conspiracy's no answer They just got lucky Also, parting thought Rosie, your pathetic site Needs an editor
(PS: THAT is Haiku, you dumb bitch).