On the departure of Rosie O'Donnell

Tue 29 May 2007 | tags: Rants

In case you haven't heard, Rosie O'Donnell ~~was fired~~ left The View over an argument that she had with Elizabeth over one of Rosie's errant statements. In the past, Rosie O'Donnell has stated that she believes that the 9/11 attacks were part of a conspiracy. In honor of this occasion, I present to you the following haiku:

(UPDATED: Removed the foul language. It wasn't needed, and I think the stanza that replaces it educates rather than confronts. Isn't that more important anyway?)

Rosie vacates View
Says she left of her accord
So much like Star Jones

Spreading lies, not truth
Say "9-1-1 is a hoax"
Watch Penn and Teller

"It was all a plan
Attackers were paid by us"
That makes no damn sense

"Charges were planted
Metal does not burn like that"
Show us your degree

Agree with me please
Conspiracy's no answer
They just got lucky

Also, parting thought
Rosie, your pathetic site
Needs an editor

(PS: THAT is Haiku, you dumb bitch).