The length of how much I couldn't care less about football

If you wanted to measure how much I couldn't care less about Football (college or otherwise) do this simple mental exercise:

Take all of the stadiums ever built (past, present and soon to be built) and lay them end-to-end. Then take every player ever to don a uniform or soon to don the uniform and place them end-to-end with the stadiums. Take every ball, every uniform, every helmet, every piece of football-related merchandise and likewise lay them end-to-end. Then take every video game, every magazine, every newspaper article, and every person who has ever spoken or penned a word related to football and place them end-to-end with the rest. Then take all the video footage for the games ever played and tack them on.

Now, once you've assembled every single bit related to football, kindly shove it all up your ass.

That is how much I couldn't care less about football.


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