Caption Contest time again! This time I'm trying something a little different. Comment on this thread with as many captions as you can possibly come up with. The person with the most funny captions, wins.

Comments will be closed on Monday night, so get 'em in quick.

(Extremely cute photo …

Mindless Pap! » Attention Book Stores !!!! This means you Barnes and Nobles !

I have to completely agree. When every piece of dreck that Sylvia Browne publishes is available on beck and call, but I have to look high and low for "that book by that wheelchair guy", there's a huge …

ruthie: "Just a little more squinching and I’ll totally rock the klingon look!"

Congratulations, Ruth! Your totally non-important prize is on it's way!

We had a mother duck outside our window. She carefully laid her eggs one by one each day for several days. After she laid the last one, she carefully protected and nurtured them as only a mother duck could. She lay with them and kept them warm on the coldest …

This is about how I feel right now when thinking about Java compared with my experiences in Python / Ruby:

I think a picture speaks a thousand words (no, perhaps that should be pages).
(Thanks to Jon Tirsen for keeping the link up).

After the pyweek challenge, I think I now …