1. Happy Halloween

    Kid: "Trick or Treat"
    JoDee: "You're one lucky ghost. You know why?"
    Kid: "Why?"
    JoDee proceeds to dump the rest of the candy into his sack
    JoDee: "Here you go."
    Kid: "Are you serious?"
    JoDee: "Yep."
    Kid: "Happy Halloween, like, a Trillion times over"

    (off in the distance, once he …

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  2. Mid-term Exams

    I hate the term mid-life crisis. I think the term "mid-term exam" is much more appropriate. Mid-life crisis sounds like a crisis of faith; like the very foundations of God, family, career, and what-have-you are suddenly called to question. Maybe that's true for some, but for me turning forty isn't …

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  3. Motivational Tweaking

    This morning I got up and mowed the lawn. It really needed it, and the push mower was having all it could do to make it through the damp morning dew-covered grass. But, the sun was shining, Five-Finger Death Punch and Iron Thrones were on the Sansa, and I plowed …

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