(These are somoe lyrics that I came up for a Monty-Python-esque march. If someone wants to put them to music, please feel free.)

If you think your job's a joke

Well, blame Obama

If your state won't let you toke

Well, blame Obama

If your pension's up in smoke

or …

Kid: "Trick or Treat"
JoDee: "You're one lucky ghost. You know why?"
Kid: "Why?"
JoDee proceeds to dump the rest of the candy into his sack
JoDee: "Here you go."
Kid: "Are you serious?"
JoDee: "Yep."
Kid: "Happy Halloween, like, a Trillion times over"

(off in the distance, once he …

JoDee mentioned that Jodie Foster gave SETI some cash keep going in their search for extra-terrestrial activity. That got me thinking: if the UFO conspiracy and ancient alien "theorists" wanted to shut everyone up about alien contact, I can think of no better way to do it than to fund …

Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure we'll need a bigger vacuum.

Why is it the more official-looking the envelope:

The more outrageous the junk mail?

Seriously, if any of my official correspondence wanted to be any less conspicuous, it would come in a brown paper bag.