1. Even better if it's true

    Goodday to you,
    
    I know you would be surprised to read from someone relatively unknown to you.
    My name is Ruth Alpern,wife of Bernard Madoff,Chief Executive of Bernard L.
    Madoff Investment Securities LLC.
    
    I would like to share some highly personal information with you.For certain
    reasons,I …
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  2. Deer Seer oor Medem,

    Deer Seer oor Medem,

    Ve-a vuoold leeke-a tu oofffer yuoo a jub oon yuoor cumpooter.
    Bork Bork Bork!

    Jub Descreepshun:
    Ve-a sund yuoo zee texts veet impurtunt inffurmeshun fur oooor impluyees
    veet impurtunt inffurmeshun und yuoo need currect zee texts es un
    Ingleesh-speekeeng persun und zeee sund beck zee refeesed …

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  3. Extreme Shepherding

    [Sheep In LED Clothing - WTF!?!](http://web.archive.org/web/http://kontraband.com/videos/16589/Sheep-In-LED-Clothing-WTF)

    [See more like this on kontraband.com](http://web.archive.org/web/http://www.kontraband.com/videos)

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  4. Gangs at Wal*Mart

    gang-email

    Saw this little bit of unintended comedy gold on Google News:

    Gang e-mail likely a hoax, officers say
    Houston Chronicle - Mar 20, 2009
    By ALLAN TURNER HOUSTON CHRONICLE The image is positively chilling: violent thugs picking off innocent Wal-Mart shoppers in order to gain membership in bloody criminal gangs.

    So …

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  5. Music meme

    (Because I'm a meme whore)

    INSTRUCTIONS:
    1. Put your iPod or other music player on shuffle.
    2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
    3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW STUPID IT SOUNDS!
    4. Tag friends who might enjoy doing this …

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