Donkey Konga

Find a location and play this game. It’s pretty fun.

Next time, try flowers

The lengths some guys will go to to try and impress their mate is rather surprising. Somehow I don’t think she was impressed.

For Ruth…

You know they have to be good.

I have the best wife ever

TSIA. I love you, sweetheart.

Elder Thoughts

Added a new link to the bottom of this page which will take you to a simple archive of all of the things that I’ve said on these pages ever since I put them into a database. Marvel at the pearls of wisdom that managed to escape onto these hallowed pages. Many of the links [...]

But will they get better reception at Starbucks?

Tracking the migratory patterns of turtles now uses new wireless technology, but don’t let that fool you: this is part of a new campaign to allow turtles to check their e-mail while they migrate.

But will it have those great model/CGI transitions?

‘I’m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such musicals as “Stop the Planet of the Apes: I Want To Get Off”, “Muttonchops” (A one-man musical tribute to the great thinkers of the 19th Century.), and “The Last Starfighter, The Musical“‘.

End of Line

If anyone needed one more reason to switch from using Internet Explorer under Windows (or for using another operating system other than Windows) here’s one more.

Break the secret code

Courtesy of the recent ThinkGeek newsletter: Or fher gb qevax lbhe Binygvar

Everyone knows Han shot first, anyway

I think this strip says it all. Initially I was a bit miffed that Lucas changed the movies again, but y’know what? I’ve seen some of the changes online, and outside of the usual “Who shot first” and whatnot, I really don’t care (although having young Anakin in the last scene of Jedi isn’t making [...]